Hello. I found your redhead website through a google search and loved the redhead jokes. And, at the risk of tickin' a couple off, I thought I would send a couple I've heard before.
What do redheads and razor-wire have in common? Handle both with care.
Seen inscribed on a tombstone: "Below this ground lies the bloke, who told that last bad redhead joke."
You may sleep with a blonde and you may sleep with a brunette, but you will never sleep with a redhead.
How do you know a redhead likes you? She has your girlfriend thrown in jail and
camps out in your yard.
No one ever really sees a redhead. There are only "sightings"?
A guy called in sick for work. His boss asked him what he was sick from. The guy said that
he was tired, worn out and just didn't have the energy to go to work today. When the boss asked why, the guy replied, "I'm married to a redhead." His boss offered, "Take all the time you need."
Do you know why you've never heard a bad redhead joke? Remember the tombstone?
The difference between a redhead and a blonde:
A redhead is a blonde from hell.
The difference betweena blonde and a redhead:
A blonde is a redhead with all the fire burned out of her.
By: Amber Rae
Redheads are just blondes with high blood pressure
How can you tell if a redhead has been using your computer?
By the hammer embedded in the monitor.
What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
Through the breastbone.
You know what a red head is, right?
A blonde with an attitude!
Dixie S. Lowen
Do you know why Blondes have more fun?
Because there is not enough Red Heads around.
BY: Pauline K.
How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Blondes have been laughed at too long; it's our turn now.
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde
gave the redhead the $50.
The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".
The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".
So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock
news, so I can't take your money".
"Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"